"I’ve discovered the ideal form of a sock"

In 400 BCE (Before ChattyFeet Existed), people didn’t wear colourful characters on their toes. Sometimes they didn’t wear socks at all. Then Platoe came along and changed everything with a theory about the ideal form of footwear. He said that in order to exist beyond the physical realm of the ankle and foot, socks should be colourful, characterful and comfortable. You could test this idea using the Sock-ratic Method, or just head to the checkout.